Reflections

My sexual world and experiences are at times defined in a large part by my tendency to slip in and out of full consciousness during sexual activities. As such, I have been pondering the deeper implications of the two following events:

• I was having sex. I guess it should be quite possible to fall asleep on the bottom, but I feel asleep and entered a deep REM cycle while being on top. My entire visual field was seemingly integrated with the visions in the dream in a somewhat hallucinatory manner. Which each pump into the vagina cavity I saw a gigantic spider sprint across my room, carrying on his back a single TCP packet. I knew that when all the packets had arrived, my file download would be complete, and the 'final event' would come. (In that state, I was not capable of recognizing the final event to be conceptually equivalent to 'orgasm'.) This did not seem in the least bit strange to my sleeping mind.
• I was beating off to some pornographic images. Often during such time I will get distracted by a thought or question (like for example, what is the protein content of one bag of bean sprouts ?). Usually it is not problematic, as I can very quickly open Google, find my answer, and then return. Unfortunately during this particular time, I was also passing in and out of consciousness. As such I began to click the mouse at the will of my sleeping mind. After about a minute I returned spontaneously to full consciousness, only to realize I was near orgasm, and staring at a rather unflattering picture of myself.