Tootsie Rolls - Important Reminder

You should always eat a tootsie roll while you poop.

Think about it -- you want to put something into your body at the EXACT MOMENT that something of the same nature is coming out to make a cyclical symbiosis and life process actualized in symbolized reality. 

I almost always eat tootsie rolls while I poop -- keep them handy for quick unwrapping so that you can syncronize TURD FOR TURD, if you have short and long tootsie roll varieties, it is best if you can roughly match the outcoming turd size with the incoming tootsie roll size to keep good balance. If you have never tried drinking beer whilst pissing it out or driving in the winter with the window open and heater on full blast, the equal loss and gain of a substance to the body, you my friend are missing one of the finest pleasures in this dear life!!!

Forward this to your friends so that they can explurge waste in the safest, most life-building exemplary environmental way.