4 Dec 2010

A Work Of Genius

It is rare that you can find something written by someone genuinely inflicted with immense mental illness, ... I savour such masterpieces when I run across them. Here is a gem I discovered on the image board ichan today and feel deserves a permanent home on the internet (image boards don't archive permanently) :


What you can't see that wants the stadium lights left all night and an attack dog ban by the year 2011,abducts 38,000 children each year,suffocates people who sleep alone and attacks their genitals,may be planning an anal attack when your naked or in your bathrobe.I wonder how many gun lock keys are going to vanish mysteriosly this year and if the alarm is going to get pulled down when I'm wearing that sound amplifier that I bought.By the way many people you'd least suspect, big mouths,bossers and most of the other creepfaces are being run by women who tell them what to do and say.The thing your living with is leaving the windows and doors open so they can get in,if they don't already have the keys and may be planning to attack you.That's why they don't want people on the streets at 1 or 2 in the morning bothering what you can't see at the stores you think are closed.How many pensioned seniors are going to get popped


this week from a bullet that comes out of nowhere.That's where the creeps you look at are hiding every night,skip out for a few minutes from our slower time.

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