12 Sept 2009

Quick Tip: Entering the tunneling vortex in the toilet.

Once I urinated into another universe. You see if you perfectly syncronize your urine stream to within 10 milliseconds of the swirling flush vortex such that 50% of the urine enters the vortex before mid-flush, and 50% enters after mid-flush but before flush completion, then it will pass through. Once I believe I got a turd through, and I really laughed my ass off wondering if it rained down in another world and hit somebody in their freshly dry-cleaned clothing right on the head.

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